Howl of Time

5. A Bard\'s Tale

hings… and put him to work on my schemes for me, hehe) ”Ah. Sure, dude. Let me just drop my stuff off at home then Ill come over. The shuttle shortly after and took us to our sector.

I dropped my bag off at home, and took a shower before getting ready to go to Kyles house. Ive decided to make Kyle play an essential role in my preliminary plans. I need to find someone to help me build my dimensional device, but at the moment Im going to need capital. (Credits. Ill need millions of credits) And thats where Kyle comes in.

My best friend is a walking piggie bank full of seed money. His family won a lawsuit against some big corporation over some kind of injury. But they still live frugally and put that money into an interest bearing account. And Kyle …has access to said accounts.

Im not just going to use his money though without giving him the value for it… Ill exchange it for power…

Once weve retrieved the mana crystals from the Elves, he will get the mana treatment and develop his abilities before the apocalypse has even begun. Not to mention… If I bring him with me to meet the elves, I can exchange him to the Elven Martriarch for the ”Right of Access. ” (Its a win-win for me and maybe him.)

I finished getting ready after plotting to give my best friend to an Elven dominatrix, and left out the door. It didnt take me long to reach his house since he only lived around the corner from me.

I knocked on his door and his older sister Malka answered. Malka is a year older than Kyle and she had graduated but she had yet to choose a college. ”Oh.. Its you. ” She said in a flat tone. ”Uh, Kyle invited me. ” After telling her she opened the door wider and pointed to the stairs. ”The nerds in his lair. ” was all she said as I entered before she turned and walked away.

I watched as she went into another room. (Malka has that whole ice queen vibe down pretty well, and shes a beauty too. Its a shame shes my friends sister..) I lamented this fact as I trudged up the stairs and walked upto Kyles room. I knocked and Kyle answered ”Bro, come in! ”

Kyles room is exactly what you would expect an otakus room to look like. Various anime merchandise decorated the entire room, manga, games, figurines, and a body pillow with a pink haired girl printed on it. (…)

”Here it is. Howl of Duty 7. Jealous? ” Kyle couldnt help rubbing his new game in my face with a goofy smirk on his face. (Makes sense since it came out yesterday, so its new to you bastard… But Im a veteran at this game…) I was about to show him how its done.

But I had some things to discuss with him first… I had him sit down and I did the same before I began explaining. ”This is going to sound unbelievable, but I swear every word Im about to say is true… ”

I told him about the apocalypse starting at the beginning. About the day the cataclysm hit and nearly all the humans had died. As I told the story, I observed his reaction. Calm. He didnt really react, he listened patiently until the end, nodding occasionally in understanding.

”… and due to some parts that failed, and caused the system to fail, I had to take the risk and jump to the past, not knowing when I would end up. I arrived this morning. ” I finished telling my story. I omitted alot of things, as i didnt want to overload him with truths he may not be ready for.

He looked at me and smiled softly, before saying, ”Hm.. Jason, I didnt realize you wanted to write webnovels. That was an exciting story, you should keep writing it. ”

(Yeah.. I knew it would be like this. So I prepared a trump card for last, just in case.)

”hmph! You know… I did say every part of my story was true. Kyle… ” I paused to build some suspense, ”I can prove it. ” I pointed to the game console and then said, ”Howl of Duty. I know everything about that game. You said it only came out yesterday, right? ”

He narrowed his eyes at me in doubt, ”Oh ya? Lets see then. If you really know as much as you say you do, then Ill believe that you
e from the future. ” His face became more serious at the end. ”Okay. ” I picked up a controller and he did the same.

Two hours had passed since we started playing. ”H-How? ” His face showed shock once the final boss had been defeated. I had sped run him through the entire game and collected every moon medal, every artifact, and killed the final boss with the cheesiest method.

”Do you believe me now? ” He just gazed at me before sitting back in his chair and staring at the ceiling in thought.

After a few minutes he sat up and then, ”Okay… I have a few questions. ” Of course its reasonable that he would. ”Alright. Ask. ”

He looked right into my eyes and asked, Tell me about the Elves… Are there busty elves? ”

(…This guy…)

”Ahem!… My friend, Ill tell you about the Elves. ” This guy has a one track mind so I might as well get this over with. ”About the elves… ”

I told him about how the Elves have thier own home world, called Mythral. The elves themselves are a race similar in appearance to the human female. Not Male. Thats right. Theres not a single Male elf in existence. The elven women are born from the World Tree. The World Trees roots extends to other worlds and connects to them. The Elves travel along these connections and seek mates once they reach adulthood, although they do try to blend in using magic. And once they have taken life essence in them, (after doing the deed) they return to the world tree. They use the life essence and feed it to the tree, and it, in turn grows a fruit. The fruit, once mature after several decades to a century, will bloom and a new elf child is born.

… ”And its because all of them are woman, their culture has developed in a strange direction.. ”

He looked at me unquestioningly, ”…Strange? ”

I couldnt help but look at him with pitying eyes. For this guy will soon be a Papa to an elven child, in my stead. I wont let history repeat itself… On Mythral, if an elven woman sees a man they like they wont hesitate to try to copulate with him. (So basically… they
e slutty man hunters.)

In stead of answering him, I just asked, ”Do you want to find out? And yes, They
e busty. ”

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