Nick 1: Wakie, Wakie, eggs and **in bakie.

???: five more minutes please.

Nick 1: Sorry, I would normally agree with you, but you are the one in control of the body right now brother.

Wrench (Nick 2): So what we just died so let me sleep

Nick 1: What? We didn die, just you and Nick 3 were destroyed somehow when I woke up.

Wrench: What do you mean what? Do you not remember how that God tried to soul **** us?

Nick 1: No not particularly, as soon as the system integration started, I passed out then we ended up here

Wrench: Explaining would take too much effort that I don want to give right now so just use your imagination.

Nick: How kind of you, but I would still like to remind you that you are the one in control right now so if you would kindly, *deep breath*, WAKE UP MORON, that would be awesome

Wrench: ”OW shut up! ” I get it, I get it, no need to give us a headache!

Flask: ”I didn even say anything, what did I do? ”

Wrench: ”Not you the other guy. ”

Aial: ”What? ”

Wrench: ”Not you either, the other other guy! *sigh* never mind just forget what I said ”

Flask: ”There is no other guy other than us, who are you talking to? ”

Wrench ”I said to forget what I said you numbskull. ”

Flask: ”Okay, fine but you just woke everyone up so congratulations for being a nuisance to society. ”

Wrench: ”It was about sending a message. ”

As Wrench was bickering with Flask the other three members of their society woke up due to the ever-increasing noise. This made them mildly annoyed as being woken up by two idiots yelling is not one of the nicest ways to start your day.

Daar: ”Glad you see you
e not depressed from getting enslaved. ”

Wrench: ”Oh Im plenty depressed just not from that. ”

Daar: ”Well just don let that get in your way when you are fighting against someone in the pit. ”

Wrench: ”Speaking of the pit, how did all of you get here in the first place? ”

As Wrench looked around, he could see that everyone in the cart was shifting uncomfortably, showing that their stories were probably not the happiest things in the world. After a mental tug of war between the other four members of the cart the first one to concede was Ithil starting in a low hush.

Ithil: ”I was born a wood elf into a small common folk family; we didn have much but we made use of what was given to us. ”

Nick/Wrench: ”SHUT UP, NO, PLEASE STOP! ”

Ithil: ”Even with what we were given we were happy, we lived out our lives with what little we had, and that was enough for happiness. ”

Nick: ”I am in pain because of you! Stop talking, shut up nooooooooooooooo! ”

Ithil: *looks hurt* ”Until that fateful day, that day my life would never recover. Even though we had little people influenced by greed and lust attacked our village taking all we had to offer. The men were killed, and the women taken hostage to be used as nothing more than objects to satiate the madmens lust… ”

Wrench: *Dies from the sheer cringe and unoriginality*

Nick: Take me with you, you greedy **!

Ithil: ”Except me, I escaped and ran as far as I could hiding for the day that I will take my revenge. Because I came from the ranks of the common folk, I find peace with them. I can find a place to hide, rest, or recuperate among their ranks, that is unless I have shown them hostility. As I went from town to town they would shield me from the law, and those raiders that came searching for escapees. That is until one day that the Harmony of the Vanquished found me and captured me under the pretense that I was a criminal escaping justice. As such I always tried to help those in trouble along with trying to judge people by their actions instead of their past or words. I believe that no one person should get preferential treatment before the law, and that none are above it. However, I may be blind to any shortcomings that I have as I been always focused on my revenge above anything else.

Nick: You are the least original person that I have met! What next, you
e going to say, ”mY aLiNeMeNt iS lAwFuLl gOoD ” I mean come on!

[Skill: Analysis acquired]


Name: Ithil

Alinement: Lawful Good

Class: Barbarian

-Level 2

Race: Wood elf

HP: ???/???

Mana: N/A

Stamina: ???/???

Str: 5

Dex: 3

Vit: 5

Wis: 1

Int: 1

Cha: 6

Skills: , Rage LV2 , Darkvision, Danger sense LV?>


[Remarks: Other than being a standard barbarian why does she know Orc?]


Wrench: …

Nick: …

Wrench: We got a skill because of how basic she is.

While Nick and Wrench started dissing her mentally on how basic she was, the other three members started consoling her. At this point she was broken down in tears which Nick noticed, and then dissed her on because she couldn even play out her classs role of being an immovable wall that people could rely on.

Daar: ”How about I go next to get our minds in a more stable space. ”

Seeing that nobody disagreed she started talking about her backstory to the group, it was also at that moment Nick saw that the wrap put on her mouth was broken.

Wrench: Am I going to be the only one to point out that she could break us out of here right now?

Nick: Yes, now shut up because its story time!

Daar: ”I came from a tribe of dragonborn that all worshiped the ice dragon Vala who rested in the mountains to the north of our village. One day when Valas kin came to the village the Harmony of the Vanquished raided the settlement and started capturing our people. Their aim was for Valas kin but many of our tribes warriors protected the little one including me. We put up a valiant fight and eventually pushed back the raiders who retreated with the captured soldiers. I and a few others ran after them, but it was a trap and those with me were all captured. ”

Nick: ”That was very valiant of you! You should be proud of yourself for trying to rescue your tribesmen to the end. ”

Daar: ”I thank you, but I need no sympathy for what I have done. ”

Nick: ”Noted ”

Aial: ”Well if I am next I shall–Bla bla bla ”

Unfortunately for Aial, Wrench was so bored from the previous two backstories that he decided to save his energy for Flasks as this was one that he actually cared about. However, Nick at least wanted to know a little about him before they would start killing each other.

Nick: [Analysis]


Name: Aial

Alinement: Neutral Evil

Class: Blood hunter

-Level 3

Race: Aarakocra

HP: ???/???

Mana: ???/???

Stamina: ???/???

Str: ?

Dex: ?

Vit: ?

Wis: 3

Int: ?

Cha: 6

Skills: , Crimson rite LV ? , ??? LV ?, ??? LV ?>


[Remarks: Maybe you shouldn piss this guy off.]


Wrench: This dude has been lying through his teeth since he got here! How did they get their hands on this dude?

Nick: There is a genuine possibility that this dude is hired as an executioner of sorts for people that are about to earn their freedom from the gladiatorial pits.

Nick: [Analysis]


Name: Daar

Alinement: Neutral good

Class: Paladin

-Level 2

Race: Dragonborn

HP: ???/???

Mana: ???/???

Stamina: ???/???

Str: 6

Dex: 3

Vit: 4

Wis: 4

Int: 2

Cha: 5

Skills: , Breath attack LV 2 , Healing hands LV 1, Ceremony LV 1, Detect Magic LV 1, Thunderous Smite LV 2>


[Remarks: Not bad for a LV 2 that does not have cheats like you.]


Wrench: Not bad, but finally lets look at Flask. [Analysis]


Name: Flask

Alinement: Chaotic good

Class: Fighter

-Level 2

Race: Tabaxi

HP: ???/???

Mana: ???/???

Stamina: ???/???

Str: 6

Dex: 4

Vit: 6

Wis: 4

Int: 3

Cha: 2

Skills: , Defend LV 2 , Sprint LV 1, Quick attack LV 1>


[Remarks: Only knows common? Thats interesting.]


Nick: System for the future separate skills and magic abilities.

[Will do but the system would like to remind the hosts that it is not technically a system yet as you still have 3-4 days before that]

Wrench: 100% forgot about that fact

Flask: ”That was very interesting. Aial you are a very courageous person. ”

Nick: Good to know that we didn miss anything important/honest.

Aial: ”You flatter me, but what about you. ”

Flask: ”Well my story starts when—*BUMP* ”

As Flask was about to start with his introduction the guard opened the wooden window letting a flash of light inside.

Guard: ”We are here ”

As the cover on the cart is taken off by guards Nick and Wrench finally get to see the outside for the first time in 1 and a half days.

Nick: Now THIS is the start of an adventure!

(A/N Honestly meant for this chapter to go longer but it is 2:30 AM and I am tired so this is what will be published)

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